Buttons the Hamster (2023–2024)
It is with a heavy heart that we announce the passing of our beloved, adventurous, and questionably immortal hamster, Buttons. Known for his daring escapes and an uncanny ability to find his way into the air vents, Buttons lived life on the edge—quite literally.
Despite our best efforts to keep him contained within his Senschirp enclosure, Buttons saw walls as mere suggestions and doors as invitations to the great beyond. His most recent expedition, however, proved to be his final adventure. After an exhaustive search, it is with great sorrow that we confirm he has scurried across the rainbow bridge (or, more accurately, into the depths of the HVAC system).
Buttons is survived by a community of heartbroken posters, an empty cage, and the faint, lingering sound of tiny ghostly squeaks in the vents. His legacy of audacious escapism and nocturnal wheel marathons will not be forgotten.
In lieu of flowers, please consider sealing all air ducts and investing in a hamster-proof enclosure. Rest in peace, Buttons. May your tiny spirit roam free, unbothered by the cruel constraints of captivity.
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The return of Parker Kelly has been a subject of great interest these past few months and that day has finally arrived. The second most famous “Kelly” to ever play for the Ottawa Senators was signed by the Avs this past summer and most fans in Colorado missed it entirely. Expect Kelly to get a long welcome back video tribute tonight complete with many clips of PK on the PK.
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DONE! I am game! LETS GOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! 5 hours and 20 mins!!!! GO SENS GO BABY!
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